__Yes __No(IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATIONAND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?
You can use to tease her a little and make her enjoy time with you. Feel free to add more in the Comments section below!
Funny Couples T-Shirts will do the talking for you. Sex Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Love Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Sex Dirty Rude Love Marriage Humor. I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me).
The Tucker Max Stories The Date Application (the original post on Tucker Max.com) Tinder game that actually works. In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ______________________________________________________________Number of years they have been married _________If less than your age, explain ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ACCESSORIES SECTION: A.
If your application is rejected, you will benotified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
Please donot try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it wouldcause you injury).
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________How often you attend ________________________________________________When would be the best time to interview your: Father? )_______________________________ ________________________________Mother's Signature Father's Signature_______________________________ ________________________________Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine andnon-sexual. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _____________SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. A: If somebody shot me, I would sure hope they didn't shoot me in the: ______________________________________________________________B: If somebody beat me up, I would sure hope they didn't break/injure my: ______________________________________________________________C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________E. ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________F. __________________I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TOTHE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESEWATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE._________________________________________________________Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!